Just thought you guys might want to know what people are saying about Sudden Death! Enjoy the following glowing endorsements...
“The script for Sudden Death! is the best I’ve ever read, and I’ve read them all. And no, they didn’t pay me to say that. I realize the fact that I said that unprovoked probably seems suspect, but I stand by what I said. And again, no money involved. It’s actually pretty offensive that you would naturally assume that just because I’m broke.”
--- John Rader, Screenwriter/Waiter
“Sudden Death! is a classic work of art, or I’m not a real person.”
--- Imaginary McFakerton, Real Person
“If I were alive today, I would donate all of my money to help make Sudden Death!”
--- John Carnegie, Entrepreneur (via email)
“SUDDEN DEATH!1! PWNS!!!!11!!!11! OMG IT SO ROxRS!!!!111!!1!!11!!!”
---Nelson Mandela (dictated but not read)
“I have read Sudden Death!, and I can tell you, it is a script.”
---John Arnold, Passerby
Glowing praise, what can I say. If that doesn’t sell you on Sudden Death!, nothing will.